When the very best won't do

You know what a birthday card is? It's a card you receive on your birthday. It doesn't have to have Happy Birthday printed on the inside. Can't you write that yourself? And do you even need to say those exact words anyway?

I contend you don't. The early success of this business suggests I may have been wrong.

But if there's one thing Gideon Grey was right about, it's that I don't know when to quit. Anyway, these cards aren't going to change your life or anything, but they might make you laugh. Might.