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card: not, sike, in your face, boo-yah. |
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card: unless you count all those other retards. |
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card: i guess i can now add prostitute to the list of things i can't afford. |
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card: no, wait, i was just holding my breath. |
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card: i can only assume that you aren't doing nearly as well as i. |
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card: to let me down. |
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card: no other time really, just this time of sorrow. |
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card: in fact, you're one of my favorite 87 people. |
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card: my book entitled how to convince losers that they're actually winners. |
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card: oh, wait, i meant things will pick up for me soon. |
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card: almost as much as i’ve been thinking about myself. |
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card: i knew you’d understand – friends always do. |
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card: because i’m not done hurting you. |