Mean Greeting Cards | Funny Greeting Cards
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except when we make love.

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hot, sweaty, monkey love at first sight.

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i know you don't really know me all that well, but trust me, i'm a class act.

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but I'm ready to find out.

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no, wait, i was just holding my breath.

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diarrhea on the other hand, does a pretty good job of it.

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so we should really be able to knock this divorce thing right out.

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that's why i don't like being with you.