kustom »you neither say it nor
do you spray it
you buy it. we write it. yep, we’ll do your dirty work for you.
you pick the topic and recipient, and we’ll do the rest. always
handwritten and always ridiculous.
here's how it works: you give us a recipient (and 5 bucks) and pick
a topic (for instance, you want to dump some person). we then pick
out a card (which may be completely random) and then we write (yes,
we write) a lettter breaking the news to the recipient (in this case,
something like: hey, how's it going? really? that's funny, because
you're dumped. but look on the bright side, i'm not, etc., etc. but
much funnier). we can either sign off using your name or a ficticious
name. yeah, it's a riot.
yes, we stamp it and mail it.
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