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kustom »you neither say it nor do you spray it

you buy it. we write it. yep, we’ll do your dirty work for you. you pick the topic and recipient, and we’ll do the rest. always handwritten and always ridiculous.

here's how it works: you give us a recipient (and 5 bucks) and pick a topic (for instance, you want to dump some person). we then pick out a card (which may be completely random) and then we write (yes, we write) a lettter breaking the news to the recipient (in this case, something like: hey, how's it going? really? that's funny, because you're dumped. but look on the bright side, i'm not, etc., etc. but much funnier). we can either sign off using your name or a ficticious name. yeah, it's a riot.

yes, we stamp it and mail it.

 


***In order for this form to process, we must have a valid email address.

*your email address:
recipient's name:
if you don't choose one, we'll make one up
recipient's address:
city:

state:

zip:
Topic to be written about:

your name:
Special Instructions: