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card: unfortunately, it doesn’t include you. |
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card: so that’s why i didn’t get you anything. |
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card: because then you’d really look your age. |
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card: if i had to guess, i'd say its probably because you're a nobody. |
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card: because according to my magic eight ball, it's most definitely your last. |
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card: happy birthday son. |
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card: another thing you may have forgotten is that you owe me 20 dollars. |