It's old news, but it's worth retreading. In an effort to boost tourism and capitalize on gay disposable income, some ads ran in London recently that promoted Charleston as tres gay. Charleston is sooooo Homosexual.

More recently - and actually more hilariously - is the news that an Extreme Makeover "Home Edition" house is now in foreclosure. Turns out the family used the new home as collateral for a $450,000 loan a couple of years back. The family says it was for a failed business. I'm guessing the business was called "Pink Ice & Corvettes" or maybe "Weekends in Daytona." Either way, I find it extremely funny. Get it? Extremely funny? Anyway, you gots to love America.