let me start off by saying your blog now sucks.

since i don't think i can wait to be disappointed in seven to ten days from now, i wrote your next entry for you.

good writing sold separately!

my blog used to be kind of funny. now i link off to random news stories and make it my own by adding what i assume to be witty titles. 'new asshole torn' - get it?? the lady got accidental ASS surgery! har!! do you see what i did there? with the title? that should be good for this week. now go F yourselves dwindling readers.

then i imagine you rolling around in piles and piles of money, watching from your high-rise as the forest outside of down is cut down to make room for your new shit factory.

i realize you probably don’t have a lot (any) money so i just added that part on for effect. also i am pretty sure building a shit factory wouldn't be a wise investment, so clearly that last part has a couple holes.

regardless, your blog blows.
 

hey rellek! you should totally take over this blog!
this was hilarious!

make it a comment blog.
write your blog in Keller's comment section!
brilliant!

i would like to see you naked.