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Monday, January 28

 

That's Not What She Said


If you're a woman, you'll probably want to get your husband or caretaker to read this for you. According to science people, men are extremely intelligent and women are just plain dumb. In fact, my own IQ is well over 320. The average woman estimates her IQ at 57, which turns out to be about the only thing the average woman can get right, according to science, as the average woman's IQ is in fact 57. Look, I really didn't read past the headline, which I think was "Men Are Smartier Than Women Folk" or something like that; I'm too busy making lots of money and driving fast cars for a paragraph or two telling me something I already done learned.