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Tuesday, October 23

 

iHate 'Em



I'm a little late with this, but I wanted to give the earbuds a fair chance. It's been a few years now, and I still can't figure them out. My workouts, sporadic as they may be, essentially consist of adjusting my earbuds. That's my workout. One falls out. And one: I put it back in. Then one starts sounding faint, so I mash it in a little farther, at which point the other needs adjusting. And two: then one of them falls out again. Then I throw the earbuds down. Then I just hold them in my ears with my hands and sit on a workout mat while I watch other people exercise. That's when I start crying, but after a while it just looks like sweat. And three: I've made a lot of friends at the gym. What happened to those Walkman Sport earphones? Or whatever they were called. They're hard to find, but they actually work. I've come to expect more from Apple. Thanks to their advertising. So I'm giving the least user-friendly earphones on the market, from the most "user-friendly" company in the market, the title of worst invention ever.

Comments:
great tip on exercise--meet folks at gym after a teary session-they think you are quite the athlete and on and on-will be trying that myself---do you take kleenex? or just wipe tears on "sweaty" shirt
 
fyi, the earbuds don't work on retards.

see the following review by Corky, that guy from Life Goes On.

Corky says, "The earbuds doan work on my heads... why... can't I have... a girlfriend?"
 
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