It's Pepe.



So, anyways, I'm still in law school. So far, so decent. We had a discussion the other day about the legality of selling body parts/organs. It was said that we need statutes banning the act because "people will do anything for money" and sometimes that thing is not in the best interest of that person (even though he or she can't see it at the time) or society. "Seriously," our teacher said, "people will do anything for money." I wanted to say, "Like go to law school", but I was too busy checking my fantasy football lineup. I'm still working a bit on the side, too. I also still watch a lot of television, which means I watch a lot of commercials. Commercials have definitely reached their intellectual height. I only hope it's a plateau. A long, long plateau filled with miles and miles of the Alltel nerds, growing problems (and solutions), and earnest voice overs telling me how GE and BP are changing the world for the better. I believe that passionate male voice. Earth is in great hands. I doubted him for a second, but then some Nick Drake-like strumming convinced me otherwise.

Anyway, how about that Ellen? Apparently, she boarded some dogs at Bad Newz Kennel. Inconsolable.

The big news of the week, though, is Stephen Colbert. He threw his name into the hat last night. And like most everything he does, it was pure Colbertious. He told Jon Stewart on The Daily Show that he wasn't ready to announce yet; he wanted to wait for a bigger, grander stage. He then announced minutes later on his own show. He says he'll only campaign in South Carolina, his and my home state. He also mentioned that he wants to run on both tickets so he can lose twice. But it's really just a criticism of the other middle-of-the-road, fence-sitting politicians. They're all alike, so why not run on both tickets. For that matter, why have two tickets? All politicans suck your dick. Republicans do it for money and Jesus and Democrats do it for kids and indigents. Or so they say. Anyway, we're all headin' for a good dick suckin'. What we're not heading for: better schools, better infrastructures, cleaner air, and an end to terrorism. But, hey, we're gettin' our dicks sucked until next November, so buck up little cowboy. Colbert 08!

Um, what up with David Copperfield? Is he still married to that Brinkley girl? Man, magicians have all the luck.

From Wikipedia:

David Copperfield said in August 2006 that he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands called Musha Cay, which he had purchased on July 14th of that year. He claims that the water brings dead leaves back to life, and brings near dead insects back to life. He said he has hired biologists and geologists to examine its potential effect on humans. This claim echoes the precursor to many of his previous illusions and seems to predict what his next illusion will be.

No need to hire those biologists anymore, David, apparently the "Fountain of Youth" "rapes" women. Presto! You've just been inseminated against your will!