As you both know, I'm starting law school this August. I've had a lot of people tell me that it's a terrible idea. They've likened it to ESPN's Who's Now tourney. Well, to them I say, "I love terrible ideas. In fact, just yesterday I ate at Sweetwater Cafe!"

Anyway, here's further proof that I'm not the only one willing to pay dearly for a cool-to-tool transformation.

Also, if you can, avoid Sweetwater Cafe at all costs. Unless you want to wait two hours for a meal that you could make at home. Drunk. With a George Foreman grill.

Speaking of electric grills, has anyone out there seen the Cuisinart ads they keep running in Dwell? Two words: What the fuck are they smoking?

Picture three gay dudes hanging out in a small kitchen with two Anthropologie models. Here's the copy:

When the burgers and 'ritas are as good as the gossip!

She did what? He didn't! Sometimes, the greatest dish isn't the gossip. Invite Cuisinart into your kitchen (or what you're calling your kitchen) and discover how easy it is to make great stuff for friends. Get the secrets over smoothies; tidbits over Thai-burgers and get the 411 over frozen margaritas. Let your Cuisinart Griddler and Blender get into the mix, and see how gossip can leave a great taste in your mouth.

No they didn't! Use an exclamation point in the headline! No they didn't! Assume the same guy flipping through a magazine that pushes $7000 sofas and a $60,000 bed still uses a compact cube fridge with a faux-wood finish to keep his Beast Lite cold. Here's the 411: Worst copy ever!