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Wednesday, February 14
Tonight: You.
Thanks to the Corn-Cob-Wielding Rapist, my Valentine's Day was made. Check this gem out: Hand Banana!
And while you're at it, check this loser out: I've had him.
And since I'm writing poetry these days, I thought I'd leave you with my newest, most favorite poem about love and February 14th.
Cupid, why are you so awesome?
You fly around with a bow
And arrow looking for mates
To make fornicate.
I think you hit me with one
And my 8-year old neighbor
With the other.
He didn't it see it coming.
Or me.
I'm pretty sure he felt me, though.
I mean, I'm not positive;
He could have been crying
For some other reason.
Anyway, Cupid, you're
The most awesome angel ever.