As part of my resolutions, I have been participating in a group therapy of sorts. We discuss Injuns and learn to live with - and not throw things at - Injuns. I have learned that Injuns are a kind and generous people. Though they might drink like the Irish and gamble like the disenfranchised, they are generally thoughtful souls with much to teach. What I have learned in just two sessions so far:

Let he who is without sin cast the first tomahawk.

Cigars make great gift for Injun.

When we smoka the peace pipe we better understanda the Injun way.

White Man is no better than three Red Mans combined.

When the chips are down, the Injun is nearby.

Thanksgiving is our gift to Injuns.

My baby she's a Chippewa.

Go Braves.

The Trail of Tears wouldn't have been so tearful had Injuns been provided with non-Injun footwear.

Though none of them filed taxes for it, Dances With Wolves employed over 200 Injuns.

If a tree falls in the woods, an Injun probably had something to do with it.

Injun names make for great SUV names.

Injuns can be trusted so long as you have it in writing and have someone follow the Injun to make sure he can be trusted.

Injuns invariably double down.

Injuns are careful with your bags.

Injuns claim to be resourceful, but an Injun would have 100 acres and use only one acre, whereas the the White Man would use all 100 acres for things ranging from a Wal-Mart to a McDonald's, thereby wasting no acres.

And talk about generous! Columbus met Injuns and Injuns decided to rape themselves and decimate their own population to give Columbus more room to roam!