I get like three of those emails per day. They're starting to convince me. Anywho, in a couple of months you'll see my cards come to life thanks to this guy. It should be a gas. If you have anything you'd like a couple of my characters to discuss, let me hear it. As for the fantasy season, which got underway last week, I'm 0 for 2 in my leagues. My big money league's starting lineup for week 2:

Jake Delhomme
LT
Warrick Dunn
Deuce McCallister
Randy Moss
Donte Stallworth
Todd Heap
Tynes (the kicker)
Ravens DST

Yeah, I know, why the hell did I take Randy Moss? I shoulda grabbed Holt. I'll be regretting that all season.

Unrelated news (surprise) . . . I've been watching Weeds thanks to Netflix. Nice soundtrack. And like all premium channel series, beautiful opening. Gotta love suburbia. Also unrelated: the best ads out there right now are on the radio. A tough format, yet those suckers at Crispin Porter make me turn the radio up when their BK 'patty on patty on patty technology' spots come on. The best thing on the radio since Bud Light's Real American Heroes. More commendable than anything they've recently put in a magazine.

Hey, since you're not doing anything, help me pay my fantasy football transaction fees by purchasing some of my awesome cards. They're the links on the sidebar over there . . .