I'm sure you've all heard this by now, but it's worth repeating. Screech, the white Urkel, is in a homemade porn. Yes, that goofy guy from Saved By The Bell who somehow managed to go through puberty for 12 straight seasons. He was one of the only original cast members to appear as a regular in the Saved By The Bell: The New Class series. Everyone claimed he was the brother of Mike D from the Beastie Boys. He's not. And some people said he was Neil Diamond's son. He's not. He's Lisa Turtle's gentleman caller. That's about it. Oh, and the Bayside Tigers mascot.

You may also remember that a couple of years ago he was back in the news trying to pay off the mortgage on his house. He had a website that sold tshirts that told the world that you helped save Screech's house. Wearing one was as noble as wearing one of those yellow Livestrong bracelets. I don't think this is the original site, but you'll get the idea. I remember that site as being a bit more JV. Kinda like my site. I don't know. Maybe he updated it.

Anyway, probably the most shocking part of this story, though, is that Screech is with two women on the video and apparently gives one of the gals the ole Dirty Sanchez. You might remember that term from this post. Or you might just remember it from Saturday night. And you say we've lost touch, Chad. Anywho, the only letdown is that Miss Bliss is nowhere to be seen. And Mario Lopez does not give Screech a wedgie at any point in the film. Guess he was too busy goading the judges of Dancing With The Stars.

The Screech story.