Currently Listening To: Levert
Currently Growing A: Moustache

No, I'm not referring to the talent on Last Comic Standing in my title up there. I have been obsessed with Hayden's "Bad As They Seem" lately. Hey, I'm only like 10 years late. Anyway, download that song if you get the chance and the 99 cents. And if you like it, try "Dynamite Walls" from his Skyscraper National Park album. Oh, and laugh with us all if that guy with Palsy turns out to not have Palsy as his final joke on LCS. That would totally redeem the show in my mind. As for the Levert and the "prison pussy", well I'm just getting ready for Friday night.

Great Taglines For The Next Great Ultra-Light Beer To Hit The Market:

1. Keep the weight off. As well as the ladies.
2. It's the water drinker's light beer.
3. Get drunk slower.
4. Watch as I make love to your mouth.
5. Tell people you're watching your weight and order a beer at the same time!
6. You can't play Cups without it.
7. Ask for it by name. Just de-emphasize the last part of the name.
8. Goes great with a burger and 9 cigarettes.
9. You belong to a gym!
10. Because you don't have the sack to ask for a Zima.
11. It's not poisonous.
12. It's not as poisonous as some beers.
13. Okay, it's got some poison in it, but it won't kill you - quickly.
14. As seen on the Poison Control Center's website!
15. God, Poison was a great band.
16. But not as great as Levert.

Mad props, as my neighbors say, go out to Goldenfiddle! The Slack! and Consumating! for finally giving me the recognition I've never deserved. As can be easily gathered here on a daily basis, this site is first and foremost a site that attempts to push my greeting cards onto the unsuspecting public. I occasionally type new words on my homepage. That's about it. Thanks for clicking on the card links, you two. Anyway, my cards are all printed on 100# card stock - so they're hefty - and they come with envelopes - which I haven't even licked.