I just relocated my main branch to Charleston, SC. The checking is free. The perks are myriad. Especially if you count free checking many times over.

Diabetes Boy Eliminated. Yes, I was wrong about Chris last week. But weren't we all? Simon certainly looked shocked, but not worried Simon gets $36 Mil/yr. and royalties from every contestant. So now it's down to Taylor and Katherine. The Grey Boy can't really sing that well. And Katherine is borrrring. That means smart money is now on Taylor. I just can't imagine Taylor Hicks selling a ton of records. He's fun to watch, but is he that great to listen to? Charm doesn't really come pouring through speakers. I guess we'll find out, though. Back to the ole Insulin grind.

Violence Rocks Gaza Strip! Putting aside their differences, the punk rockers reunited for an '06 Summer Tour, ending their 25-year hiatus. Those lucky enough to see the kickoff show in the Gaza Strip were treated to everything that made their live performances legendary: gun shots, IEDs and religion. Encore!

Your Love Of Chimp Porn May Be Genetic. "My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a pibedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates. Not to put it too crudely. Or offend Patrick Ewing's wife." Every Which Way But Loose!

Housewife Charged With Killing Husband Feared More Abuse, She Claims. No, I thought she'd testify that things were going swimmingly. That she feared nothing but surprise parties and public speaking. Defense 101.

Cvammen on Cvammen. That lucky Cvammen!