Someone better come forward and tell me where I can get my HeadOn. Oh, what? You haven't heard about HeadOn? Don't play coy with me, whore. I know you've heard about HeadOn. In fact, I heard you talking with some friends at the arcade about HeadOn. So don't even go there. Just man up and give me some goddamned HeadOn. Show me your onions, baby. And then show me that HeadOn. That's what we all came for. No need pretending otherwise.

In other news, I can't believe you haven't heard about HeadOn!! Then again, you are a whorebag, Cvammen.

Oh, and Heather Mills has become sooooo attractive overnight. Or just as soon as they settle.

And as far as MySpace is concerned, it's become clear to me that the same people who claim they visit the site for "friendship" are the same folks telling us they subscribe to Playboy for the "articles". Make no mistake about it; I visit MySpace for the sluts.