David Duval Is 10 Over After 12. Tiger Woods is off to a slow start, as is Jose Maria Olazabel, a guy who always shows up for Augusta. Anyway, watching the final round on Sunday is a treat. So start following the drama today: Home of the $2 sandwiches.

Doc Gooden Back In Jail. The most interesting thing about this story is that he could have forgone time in prison if he agreed to a probation that, in violating it, would have sent him back to prison for 5 years. He chose 1 yr and no new probation. Maybe he's smarter than we think. Nah.

Evolution: 12,347. Creationism: 0. Missing link found in fish's arm/fin. And, no, I'm not talking about Patrick Ewing.

Katie Couric To Co-Anchor CBS Nightly News With Katie Couric's Lips. She's gonna ruin 60 minutes.

Episodes of House That You Shouldn't Bother to Tivo:

1. Common Cold, Pt. 2
2. Whose Bruised Arm?
3. Find The Hangnail
4. Secrets of Menstruation
5. Bless You: The Mysterious Case of The Sneezes
6. Turns Out Nothing's Wrong At All
7. Just a Little Gas
8. Aspirin Should Take Care of It
9. Cancer? Hardly!
10. Required Physicals For Summer Camp
11. Silent Pagers
12. The Taxman Cometh
13. Diarrhea: Cha Cha Cha