NASA Blasts Away What Little Ice Was Left In Antarctica With a $7 Billion De-Icer. But, again, I didn't really read the article. I mean, the picture pretty much tells the story. Well played, son. Well played.

That's Some Squirrel. SugarBush!Bush!

Does Paula Abdul Write For The New York Daily News? Either way, Chappelle should light a ciggy after this review of Block Party: Was it good for you?

Brownie Calls For Buzzard's Resignation. Seriously, Michael Chertoff is two wings short of not being shot by Dick Cheney. Ca-caw.
It's Not a Sandwich. Props, not quite mad, but props none the less, go out to the new Nextel commercial (new to me). The one where the skier falls into the crevasse. Is that a sandwich? The old man crawling out of the hole at the first sound of "sandwich" is pretty darn funny. And no props whatsoever go out to the boring, old Raisin Bran Crunch campaign. It's not only stupid, but worse, it's annoying.

The Judges Swayed The Votes. That Jose dude who was just booted from American Idol is better than half of the boys who are still singing their little fame-craving hearts out. And had it not been for Simon and Co. badmouthing Jose's Stevie Wonder performance, he might still be alive. Instead, we get to hear an extra from Freaks and Geeks (Kevin) go through puberty for one more week. Let's just hope that's all it is. Song Choice.

Sway Conspiracy? Maybe.

Vagina Conspiracy? Definitely.

The Replacements? Is the NFL heading for a lockout? Have they even thought about what this is going to do to Hobo Bush, not to mention the other fantasy teams out there? Hobo Bush would have no choice but to actually get some work done. Damn.

Not On The Office Bandwagon Yet? Dwight's Mussolini speech last night was moving. Fascist. But moving. Is he the most entertaining character on the show? I know I'd like to sleep with him to find out. Must See TV.

Dwight's MySpace page: Schrute

Want A Fake Username and Password For The Times? Or just about any other website out there? I know I do. Bug Me.

Gary Glitter's Hit Song "I'm Going To Jail For 3 Years For Molesting a Couple of 11 Year Old Viet Congs" Is At The Top Of The Charts. And Tipper Gore's watch list. Love the melody.

And if any of yous missed it:

Moesha Goes Psycho On The Bachelor. I saw one episode of this show: the final one. And all I want to know is who chiseled Travis' face? The man looks like Claymation. And who names their Caucasian child Moana? Folks, it's not even her stage name - and we all know that whore has one. Cry to me. On second thought, cry to him.

Greg Gumbel's Brother Goes Racist On HBO. The best observation since this story came out (actually, it aired on HBO's Real Sports a couple of weeks ago) belongs to Howard Stern who said that he thought Bryant Gumbel was actually white. Anyway, you should read this if you missed it: Bryant!