I don't know about you, but I've got the Lakers losing in the Final Four to the Globetrotters.

Bad Idea Jeans. If you're deaf, it's a good general rule to not hang out around railroad tracks. Choo Choo!

Men and Women Differ When It Comes To Money. Also, men have penises and women have vaginas. But back to the money . . . Women have cooties and no concept of money. Right?

TO Released By Philly. Donovan to celebrate with some Chunky Soup. Make it the Clam Chowder.

86 The Chef. Isaac Hayes quits South Park - and Scientology is to blame. Making fun of retards, Jews, Jesus and gimps is okay, though.

More Scientology Stonewalling? TomKat RS story: Hmmmm.

Daunte Moors His Ship In South Beach. I still say his season is closer to last year's than the year before. He'll go 4th Round to Hobo Bush.

Mike Wallace Retires To Work On His Tan. Or maybe it's because he realized he's almost 90. Tic Toc.

Crestor: Miracle Drug Today. Class Action Lawsuit Tomorrow. But today it's still today. Miracle!

My Vacation Sucked Arse.jpg. Pretty farny. McSweeny's!

Google Mars. If you look closely, you can see NASA's failures. And maybe some of your tax dollars. Life on Mars?

Silver Jews Last Night At Cat's Cradle. David Berman's reluctant star portrayal was Oscar-worthy, Cassie was looking mighty fine and the band sounded less than tight, but definitely good. Edith Frost did not open. And she didn't open in Asheville either. They said she lost her voice, but only a couple of shows into the tour it sounds a bit made-up to me. What I do remember: They played a little over an hour, took a break to smoke and another to deal with Berman's contacts. Highlights: Random Rules (the opener), Smith and Jones Forever, a great Trains Across The Sea, Dallas, I Loved Them Everyone (TG Sheppard Cover), Horseleg Swastikas, Punks in The Beerlight, How Can I Love You If You Won't Lie Down, There Is a Place and then some others that I can't recall right now. Anyway, there is another place where you can download their sets from The 40 Watt and maybe The Earl. It's right here (if it's not, scroll down) : ATLBloggers Site.

Who In The Hell Is TG Sheppard? This is who in the hell he is.

Rucker: I'll bring the winning brackets over tomorrow. And some lube.