The Greatest Team In The History Of The World Lost A Close One To What Now Must Be The Greatest Team In The History Of The World. Will SportsCenter devote the next two weeks comparing "this Texas team" to the Four Horsemen, The Crimson Tide of 1832 or the 'Canes of the late '90s? Or will it let us vote for the greatest single-game performance ever and have Vince Young's name on the ballot twice? Know what? I've got this crazy theory that USC's defense fucking sucks. Ever think about that Lee Corso? Ever take the dick out of your mouth long enough to listen to that theory, Stuart Scott? The Trojans play defense like the Washington Generals.

Sep  3  2005 at Hawaii                   W      63-17   50000
Sep 17  2005    ARKANSAS                 W      70-17   90411
*Sep 24  2005 at Oregon                  W      45-13   59129
*Oct 01  2005 at Arizona State           W      38-28   71706
*Oct 08  2005    ARIZONA                 W      42-21   90221
Oct 15  2005 at Notre Dame               W      34-31   80795
*Oct 22  2005 at Washington              W      51-24   64096
*Oct 29  2005    WASHINGTON STATE        W      55-13   92021
*Nov 05  2005    STANFORD                W      51-21   90212
*Nov 12  2005 at California              W      35-10   72981
Nov 19  2005    FRESNO STATE             W      50-42   90007
*Dec 03  2005    UCLA BRUINS             W      66-19   92000
Jan 04  2006 vs Texas                    L      38-41   93986

* Denotes a game in which Reggie Bush ran for more than 7 TDs;
the number after the score reflects the times an announcer on ESPN
uttered the phrase "Folks, you're witnessing history."

No shutouts. No team held under 10 points. Arizona State racking up 4 TDs?! If you can hold USC's ridiculous offense to under 40 points, you're pretty much gauranteed a game. That's all that Texas did (with the exception of getting some lucky bounces). They kept Bush in check and pressured Matt enough to limit his deep ball. And, yes, Vince Young had his prefect game. But if God is lucky to be picking the grass out of V's cleats today, what was God doing after V's game against Texas A&M? 13 of 24 passing for 162 yds. 1 TD, 1 INT and 11 rushes for 19 yds. That was Young's last game before the Big 12 Championship against the Colorado Vaginas. How soon we forget. So let the on-air fellatio begin over at ESPN and let the absurdly long and ubiquitous Official Commemorative Longhorn Championship Photo Album With Every New Subscription To SI commericals begin, as well.