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First, I don't care if you're gay or straight or black or white. I'm too busy caring about myself to waste time considering others. So that's that.

And as for the bum reference a couple of days ago, it was blindly directed toward a few ex-coworkers. To bring you up to speed, mom, one morning last week at the ole agency, a veteran female writer was greeted by a masturbating hobo. There she was waiting for the elevator in the garage. And there he was in the corner looking her up and down, up and down, up and down. Yikes. As a greeting, it beats a flashlight shining your company's name on the floor, I suppose.

We Are Stardust. We Are Borrrring. $250 million invested in this program? Hmmm. I'm all for science, like building volcanoes that explode with baking soda or whatever that stuff was, but this is a bit much. Sure, it'd be nice to know the origins of our Solar System, but as with our Mars and moon explorations, I feel like we have bigger fish to fry down here. On earth. Still, you do have to marvel at the fact that our space program can safely land an unmanned capsule that is returning from collecting stardust from the tails of comets, yet has the darndest time getting a manned ship even out of our atmosphere. Yeah, I know, the first capsule's parachute never opened. Still, 50/50. Gotta like those chances. On a side note, who thinks NASA (or some of the cash thrown at it) could help our commerical airlines out of their funk? http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/01/15/stardust/index.html

The Colts Lose Despite The Refs Best Efforts. Troy Zihuatanejo intercepted that ball. No doubt about it. At any rate, justice was served, thrillingly served. No one wanted Bettis to have to wake up with that on his broad, hunky shoulders, anyway. Panthers all the way? Seriously, who killed Jesus and made Steve Smith God? Only kidding. I really don't even know that means. Alls I do know is that it's anyone's Superbowl now. 'Cept Hobo Bush's. http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/feeds/ap/2006/01/16/ap2452076.html

XXX-Terra. Spartanburg man gets ticketed for playing hardcore porn in his car's DVD player. The judge was considering charging him for distributing porn, due to the fact that he was cruising around broadcasting it to whomever may have pulled up next to him at a stoplight, but decided against it. Clearly, though, the most interesting aspect of this story is with the porn itself. So what fine flick was this gentleman watching? You guessed it! Booty Talk 43. Okay, so I'm sure that leaves you with a lot of questions. Like are there really 42 (at the least) more Booty Talks out there? And which is the best Booty Talk? Is there a diehard Booty Talk 1 fanbase that, because of liberties taken with the plotline, refuses to acknowledge the merits of the double-digit Booty Talks? Do all Booty Talks use the same actors? Same directors? Same lube? And do any booties ever actually talk in these movies? Someone needs to get to the bottom of all this. Chuck Norris? http://www.whns.com/Global/story.asp?S=4357610

More Chuck (In Case You Missed It Last Time) . . . http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Brokeback Mountain Coming To Upstate SC. Link On This Blig About Protesters Coming Shortly After. I gwarantee it. http://www.whns.com/Global/story.asp?S=4357548

Eminem Making The Biggest Mistake Of His Career For Like The 5th Time. It's safe to say that the couple's first dance was not to "Kim". Also safe to say a few guests were packing heat. And maybe, just maybe wearing some gold. http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18159,00.html?fdnews

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