Someday girl, I don't know when, we're gonna get to that place where we really want to go and we'll walk in the sun, but till then, tramps like us, baby, we were born to run. - Bruce Springsteen buy it for wendy!

Lewis Black Gives Us The Weather, Not The News. http://www.weather.com/multimedia/index.html?clip=2856&collection=videocoll9&from=wxcenter_video

18 Year Old Becomes Mayor. Vows to rid city of homework and acne. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10004343/

The Onion Speaketh The Gospel Yet Again. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42374

Fossils Reveal Giant Sea Monster. Weekly World News issues a big "told ya so". http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/11/1110_051110_godzilla.html

Get Rich Or Die Tryin' To Buy Whoppers. A man was shot in the concessions area of a theater that was playing 50 Cent's new movie, Get Rich or Die Tryin'. A spokesman for the movie, which was pulled from the Pittsburgh theater, pointed out that Chicken Little was also playing at the multiplex and added, "I mean, I'm just saying . . ." http://www.accesshollywood.com/entertainment/5305400/detail.html

Cash's Daughter Walks Out of Walk The Line Screening Five Times! Or, rather, she went to the screening FIVE times, if you're a half-full kinda person. http://www.accesshollywood.com/entertainment/5304989/detail.html

Former Steeler Linebacker Can't Tackle Tree. Despite the help of steroids. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/11/10/bc.fbn.obit.courson.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Arrested Development Gets The Ax (Again). Gob, we hardly knew ye. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/11/television.shows.reut/index.html

Eddie Guerrero Gets Pinned By Grim Reaper. Rock 'n' Roll Express to deliver the smoke and firework-filled eulogy. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/11/14/obit.guerrero.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Springsteen Talks Born to Run. And if you don't own the album, buy it already (see above). http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/14/music.born.to.run.ap/index.html

Detroit School's Questionable Setlist. A song scheduled to be performed at a junior high concert was scratched at the last minute after complaints started coming in from area sharecroppers. The song's lyrics include, "Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Gotta jump down, turn around, Oh, Lordie, pick a bale a day." Initially, the district spokeswoman defended the song. "We used to sing that song when I was in school during the '50s," she said. "It's like a Southern type of folk song. I remember it being perky. It was more of a song that people just sang for fun." Adding, "I mean, in the 5os, when the blacks would get uppity, we'd beat some sense back into 'em. You know, just for fun." Said district spokeswoman has since changed her . . . tune! Now where is that darn laugh track . . .
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/14/slavery.song.ap/index.html

More Fun To Watch Than The Games. Billy Joe Cuthbert is/was a stud. Watch the videos of this one-time NBA great here: http://www.us.playstation.com/Content/Sites/88/Info/

Dreamies:

Anne Coulter Looks Great! http://www.dreamies.com/dreamies.com/HTM%20PAGES%202005/0405HTM/042205Annc.htm

I Think I'm Gonna Love You. http://www.dreamies.com/dreamies.com/HTM%20PAGES%202005/1005HTM/101705IraqLongTime.htm