I was looking good on the day that you fell for the way I looked. - Destroyer buy it for your goddess!

Fainting Goats. So much cooler than regular ole non-fainting goats. http://stelf.com/linkfun/redirect.php?id=839

Billy's Blig. Cuthbert takes time between soaking his sore knee and boxing out to give us an inside look into his awesome life. http://www.us.playstation.com/Content/Sites/88/Info/blog/index.html

Californication! Give that man an Oscar and some lube . . . Ahhnold added a lot of depth to this character he portrayed back in what seems to be the 80s. http://goodiebag.tv/odds/arnie_in_brazil.htm

Chuck Norris: Facts You Never Knew About The Texas Ranger. Keep refreshing your page for more interesting facts about our savior. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php

In Case You're Lazy (i.e. Nothing Like Chuck). Check out the Top 30 Chuck Norris facts. They're Chucktastic! http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Worst Album Covers of All Time? Pitchfork digs deep. http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/features/weekly/worst-album-covers/

But What About These? Dusty Scott does a better job, in my always-right opinion. http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

Cheney Accuses Democrats of Rewriting History. Bush still struggling to finish reading it. http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/16/cheney/

22" Rims, South Carolina. A town in Texas recently renamed itself "Dish, TX" after the sattelite TV provider. In return, each resident gets a dish to mount to the side of their trailer, which means they can now watch themsleves on People's Court without the tinfoil. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1321756

Exodus, South Carolina. You may have seen this story on The Daily Show or you may have read it on my blig a few months ago. Well, it has resurfaced on my favorite local news channel, WHNS. I recommend scrolling down (on the link) and watching the video, if only to get a glimpse at Tammy Janoski's ripe-for-the-pickin' daughter. She's so pure, so innocent. So wild-eyed. Just look at the way she eats that pasta. I give her 6 months in the upstate before she's talking to her parents about aborting her fatherless fetus. http://www.whns.com/Global/story.asp?S=4124939&nav=menu149_3

Stage Dive Goes Horribly Awry. If you listen closely, you can hear someone shouting "INS!" just before this Latin performer ducks out. Please watch the video. http://www.local6.com/video/5338757/detail.html

Chad Rucker Planning To Shave His Crotch If The Gamecoks Lose On Saturday. Dan Cvammen, praying for a Tiger's win, planning to offer help for those hard-to-reach places. Actually, Brock Koonce stumbled upon (and forwarded to me, as only a true friend would do) Dan's list of ways to broach the subject Sunday morning. Apparently, he's a bit nervous. The sadness:

1. (Ring, Ring)
Rucker: Yellow.
Dan: Whatcha doin' later?
Rucker: Not much
Dan: Can I come over and shave your nuts? I ordered a pizza already.

4. (Knock, Knock)
Rucker: Dan?
Dan: Hey, I was just in the neighborhood and found this Mach 3 Turbo laying in your yard and, hey, how'd that game turn out? (ad lib, ad lib, stroke beard, lick lips, mention the pre-ordered pizza, etc.)