Boards on the window, mail by the door, what would anybody leave so quickly for? - The Band buy it for the relief effort!

Extreme Makeover: Superdome Edition. They're tearing the roof off the muthasucka. Then the walls and beams and foundation. Yep, the Superdome looks like it's gonna be demolished, but I'm sure a better, less dookie-filled dome will take it's place. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/07/katrina.impact/index.html

Gilligan Dead. Finally! He should have been killed long ago for not banging Mary Anne or Ginger. Or both. At the same time. In the showers. Oh, I'll be right back . . . http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/06/denver.obit.ap/index.html

TO Is Sweet On Donovan. Plans to talk to him after recess by the lockers outside of Ms. Stevenson's Language Arts class. Ooooooooh. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a solid third round pick in our draft last night. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2153987

Is There A Cowardly Way To Terminate? We shall see when a Same-Sex Mariage Bill lands on Arnold's desk. But if you can't wait, the answer is "yes". It just requires a lot of mumbo jumbo. Not a sexy movie premise. http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/07/gay.marriage.ap/index.html

Just say NO to George. The water is beginning to recede. Nagin issues another mandatory evacuation for the 1000s still in the city. And Bush The W President orders an investigation into what went wrong. Initial findings point to last November. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/07/national/nationalspecial/07storm.html?th&emc=th

Cigarettes, Chocolate Milk and Opera. Rufus Wainwright talks about his cravings. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/07/arts/music/07rufu.html?th&emc=th

Happy BDay EBay! But is it the perfect store?http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/07/opinion/07wed3.html?th&emc=th

Exeter: Stage Left. Wait, I shouldn't send my kids to boarding school? But that means they'll have to share the halls with the poor, the ugly and, God forbid, the blacks! That's right, all my friends do tell me there were minorities at their private schools, they just forget to mention that those minorities don't graduate to work at McDonald's . . . if they're lucky. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/07/opinion/07sittenfeld.html?pagewanted=1&th&emc=th

Deja Whew. Tropical Storm Ophelia is heading for Florida. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/07/national/main821665.shtml

Chad Rucker Eats Thode's Boogers. I know because I saw it happen one day in the garage. Oh, and you can add 'ass' to that list, as well. I saw that, too.