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Monday, August 29

 

Katrina and The Waves


Whenever I get dressed up, I feel like an ex-con trying to make good. Jean jacket and tie feel like such a lie. When I go to your house I feel like I'm casing the joint. - Smog buy it for a rainy day!

Jim Cantore's Endorphens Going Totally Ape. Hurricane Katrina, packing sustained winds of over 150 mph, is expected to leave around 1,000,000 people homeless and around 1,000,000 homeless people really homeless. The Crescent City may have been spared a bit, but you wouldn't know it from channel surfing. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/08/29/national/main799664.shtml

Suge Knight Shot, Pat Robertson Questioned. Suge Knight, a class-act thug, was shot at an MTV party that I wish I could have attended. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20050829/NOTE29-6/TPEntertainment/TopStories

Chad Rucker Still 'All Up In' The Thodester! Grody to the max, says one ex-coworker.

This Just In! Weru Windows Are Awesome! I've been on the road a bit lately, so my postings have been MIA. And when I haven't been burning through $3/gallon gas, I've been out on Wadmalaw Island freeloading per usual. But now I'm in NC. Heading to the coast . . . I'll be back soon. I love you so much.

Comments:
The rumors of Chad and the hole in Thodester's sweat pants traveling together to Chicago are untrue. The hole does not even like baseball, much less traveling.
 
post again---and read the info on blogs at work in the nytimes
 
All references of 'hole', 'thode' and 'Chicago' are heretofore summarily no longer allowed to be used by any and all parties hereafter, vis a vis, ergo they shall be replaced with much less offensive words such as 'daises', 'jelly beans' and 'light bulbs'.
That is all.
 
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