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Wednesday, August 17

 

Dana Thode Rucker


So go look all around, you can try your luck, brother, and see what you found. But I guarantee you that it ain't your day, your time, it ain't your day. - The Clash buy it you bell-end!

Today was my first day on the new job. It's been two weeks since I last worked. Two years if you're scoring at home. Anywho, whew! I am not really cut out for manual labor. Correction: I am not cut out for labor.

Horse 1. Madonna 0. Madonna, our favorite coned-tittied children's author gets thrown from a horse that she was supposedly not trying to pleasure. http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,16297771^2902,00.html

New Name. Same Shit. In case you missed it, P Diddy has dropped the P. So now it's just who the fuck cares without the hard 'p' sound. http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1192499,00.html

That's all I have in my tank. More tomorrow . . . night . . .

# posted by keller @ 8:25 PM  
Comments:
work sucks!
# posted by Hamburger Pimp : 10:22 PM, August 17, 2005
 
tell kit she's got some hard pipe hittin ngas if she needs them-
# posted by Anonymous : 12:01 AM, August 18, 2005
 
Cell Phone Boi-

Testman misses you. He took a dump at your desk recently, and everyone refuses to clean it up. Rucker said if it's still there on Monday, he's taking it out to lunch.
# posted by Anonymous : 9:42 AM, August 18, 2005
 
So she took his last name?
I could have sworn that Chad was taking Thode instead.
# posted by jerry penland : 11:28 AM, August 18, 2005
 
you soooo funny. Now get the fuck back to work.
MW
# posted by Anonymous : 1:39 PM, August 22, 2005
 
keller i miss you....jacque
# posted by Anonymous : 11:48 PM, August 23, 2005
 
where are you??
# posted by Anonymous : 10:44 PM, August 24, 2005
 
attention span waning...
let's get with the funny.
# posted by jerry penland : 9:42 AM, August 25, 2005
 
need new comments--the hub bub site also could use more hits-so get w/it-surely you can write while installing windows
# posted by Anonymous : 10:22 AM, August 25, 2005
 
hey fuck off. my life is boring without your blog. help a nigga out. post some shit.
# posted by Anonymous : 10:06 PM, August 25, 2005
 
I guess we need to generate our own stuff on Kellerskards.com.
I'll go first.

This just in..... Keller's gay!
not gay with people, gay with sheep!
he still likes human women and spaghetti.
Not necessarily at the same time, though the possibility has not been ruled out.

This just in.... Astronauts fly around in space!
George Bush is president!
Australia actually exists!
J-Lo and J. Aniston hook up!
J.K.Rowling sucks!
# posted by the Corn Cob Wielding Rapist : 8:46 AM, August 26, 2005
 
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