This this life is boring. This this life right now is snoring. - Martha Wainwright buy it again for the very first time!

Lara Croft's Mastoombator. According to some, video games are in desperate need of a woman's touch. More accurately, video gamers are in desperate need of a woman's touch. http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/072105_ent_womanprogrammers.html

Must See TV. Old funny stuff to watch because you're bored and your life suxxx at the moment. Don't worry, though, your ship's gonna come in any day now!!

Family Guy! Peter is a Retard. big retard

Conan! Triumph Rules Jacko. for him to poop on

On This Day a Long Time Ago: Southerners Get the Final Word on Evolution. On Every Day After That Day: Southerners Get The Butt End of Every Joke Known to Man. http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/big/0721.html

NASA Delays Explosion a Few More Days. Despite the fact that they have not fixed the problem that caused last week's delay, officials are planning the launch for this coming Tuesday. Said officials are very optimistic about their chances of surviving a potential crash since they'll be watching it all on a screen from Mission Control. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4702651.stm

More Spacecapades! Star Trek's Scotty dies in real life. They're releasing his ashes out in space. Hey, just like the astronauts on Tuesday's Discovery! http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/21/doohan.space.ap/

Jackson Not Back in Court. And, for once, that's a problem. http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16985,00.html?tnews

More Sticky Bums. Hobos are melting at an alarming rate. Mother Nature doing what every affluent Arizonian has wanted to do for years. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/07/21/national/main710540.shtml

Hate to Create. Check out the Honda Grrrrrrrr campaign that won assloads of bling at this year's Cannes. http://www.honda.co.uk/change/

One of a Million. Yet another "it" band announces a few more US dates. Bloc Party cometh: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/05-07/21.shtml