You better not to try to stand in my way as I'm a walkin' out the door. Take this job and shove it, I ain't workin' here no more. - Johnny Paycheck buy it, big country!

Ah, unemployment.

If you're not a complete imbecile, you know that I'm leaving my job today. My blig will probably be a bit more sporadic for the next month or so, but do check in, mom. When I look back on my nearly three years as a "copywriter", I remember only the good things (because I'm a half-full kinda guy). And none better than: "There are a lot of ways to manage your airtime minutes. But #BAL is quick and easy!" And who can forget "The Red Hot Deal Days! They're Red Fucking Hot, Bitches!"? My guess: No one.

Oh, how I miss you already. Sniff. Sniff.