So you became part of the new breed. Been smoking only the best weed. Hanging out with so-called hippest set. - Tower of Power buy it, hipster

Hip To Be Sued. Nike, the authority on cool, steps into dogmess. In an attempt to gain street cred with the skater crowd, Nike created, without permission, a poster promoting its summer skate tour that "borrowed heavily" from one of punk band Minor Threat's album covers. Outrage ensued. Followed by a formal apology from the Goddess of hypocrisy, which you can read here: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/05-06/28.shtml

Still Waiting On My Short Circuit 2 Refund. AMC is offering a money back guarantee for Cinderella Man. Okay, I'm not gonna go see it, but I know I'd hate it, so can you just save us all some time and mail me the $9.00? The only other time AMC offered this kind of a refund/marketing ploy was with Mystic Pizza. A classic, in deed. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/29/film.cinderella.reut/index.html

Woman Gives Birth To Woman! The 14 pound baby's parents are calling her 'the big enchilada' for now, which is funny for now. 6th grade when all of the melon-headed baby's "friends" are calling her that? Okay, still funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/parenting/06/29/big.baby.ap/index.html

Say it Ain't Sosa! BET awards tore the roof off the muthafucka!! Fat Joe took home 'biggest rims' honors and Mos Def won the coveted 'most craker props' statuette. The show became less gangsta when Gladys Knight was honored with a lifetime achievement award. For which she thanked every single Pip then added, "Finally, I can die!" And then she did. You should have seen it. http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/4664948/detail.html

Applaud! In case you missed the speech Tuesday night, here's a recap: September 11, 2001. Ideology. Bush gave no timeline, only he said that "Ameerca'd stand down soon as the Earockee people stand up". Then he feigned emotion at the end of his speechwriter's speech and waited for the men and women of Fort Bragg to cheer him for the courageous, unwavering leader, no, make that hero, no, make that genius, that he is. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/29/politics/29assess.html?th&emc=th

I Want To Be A (bout two feet inside Kathy) Hilton. That girl is poison. How did those two slutbags fall out of her womb? And more importantly, how does this slutbag fall into her womb? Okay, now that you've upchucked your Hot Pocket (frankly, something that needed to be done) we can talk about this hot reality show. It's hot! On a side note, don't these fools realize that the saying isn't "to the manor won on a reality show"? And their glaring stupidity just answered that for me.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/29/politics/29assess.html?th&emc=th

Border Patrol Seizing Assload of Streisand Albums. Canada now welcomes draft dodgers and gays, who, according to Charlton Heston, are one in the same. That's right, Canada just approved same-sex marriages (so did Spain). And back in America, a lot of people are still giving a fuck when a fuck shouldn't be given.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/06/28/canada.marriage.reut/index.html

No Naturel. A Bono hairstylist? Who knew such a rough and tumble guy would have a hairstylist? Apparently, the economist stole his earrings, sweatshirt and Stetson hat (a great look, in deed). And Bono likened the theft of his hat to someone stealing The Edge's guitar. And I can't believe I just referred to someone who doesn't wrestle for a living as "The Edge". Anyway, the goods, which seems to be a euphemism, were stolen back in the late 80s. How Bono has lived without them this long is beyond me. http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/Jun/EEN42c2c535550fd.html

Unicorns Exist! Okay, they've kinda reformed (2 out of 3 ain't bad) and renamed themselves "Islands". You can download two new tracks here:
http://simplemission.typepad.com/

California Raisin Sentenced To Death! Say it ain't Sosa! Had Hardees known of the raisins proclivities, which include incest, it's doubtful they would have signed him on for such a long contract. Still, they should have known something when his figurine came with a pistol and the kind of van that drives Sammy Johns wild. http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/29/fresno.murders.ap/index.html

Because You've Always Wanted to Throw Your Bizitch Across The Room. It's kinda like clubbing seals (the game). Or like watching a Lava Lamp or one of those oil in water things (or whatever they're called) that drug reps hand out. But it's more fun. Well, for a little while and then you want to move on to real flesh and blood. Now where did that nagging AE go? http://people.freenet.de/crossroads/tetka.swf

Fry Me Up Some More of That Cancer. So Teflon, the leading non-stick substance on the market, is thought to release some chemical into our blood that is a 'likely carcinogen', according to the EPA. Dupont called those findings irrelevant. "You're missing the whole point", they claimed. Adding, "You can fry an egg without worrying about it sticking, for Christ's sake!" http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2005-06-29-teflon-usat_x.htm