Every morning I walk towards the edge and throw little things off. Like car parts, bottles and cutlery. Or whatever I find lying around. - Bjork

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Saddam possibly hung. You can't really tell, but the photo on the cover of The Sun, Britain's most credible daily, suggests that Saddam might have a WMD between his legs. http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/05/20/saddam.photos/

Bye Bye Blackbird. Now, that would have been an inappropriate song for the trio to sing at the end of Wednesday night's Idol. Instead, they sang United We Stand, a song made famous in part by half-rotten, half-bred Sonny and Cher, and in part by Ross Perot. Ryan Sealab said he had no idea when the song was picked that it was gonna be so "ironic". And in saying that, he confirmed our worst fears: he's a face jockey! A hologram! A marionette! Come on, how could you guys not know? It was the friggin' results show. Short of a song called "Sorry, V, But You Just Lost and Now Must Go Back to Florida" it couldn't be more obvious. Dude, nice blazer, though.

Ellen Barkin. Not working anytime soon. Ellen Barkin VII not planning to work either. Which reminds me, you know what a billionaire's semen tastes like? Who cares!http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2005/05/19/perelman_awarded_850m_more/

The Red Cross? Was there a hurricane? Apparently, the Red Cross does more than hand out bottles of water and drop food from ghetto birds. Thanks to them, Newsweek, unlike the victims of the riots their story inspired, is not dead yet. The Red Cross warned Washington about credible reports that the Koran was being desecrated at Guantanamo Bay, a lovely little spot run by Sandals just west of Montego Bay. http://www.isn.ethz.ch/news/sw/details.cfm?id=11323

Is Newport the new Compton? Marissa busted a cap in that Trey guy's ass. Well, to be specific, it was his back. Either way, that dude doesn't look like he'll have anymore lines on The OC. Pun intended. Although, stranger things have happened. Like the Spider Man make-out. The mall lock-in. The Miami spring break. And like every single scenario of this past season. I still watch.

Run, Herbaliser, Run. Ricky 'Sticky Green' Williams don't snort the coke he only smoke sinsemilla. Nick Saban, on the other hand, is definitely smoking crack. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2064287

He must be dead, 'cause he's in a coffin. The real question is can you hire Silky Scott to do a funeral? I guarantee he'd get "110%" in there somewhere, as well as "Class Act? Straight up tha definition of class act!" http://www.hiresportsspeakers.com/Stuart_Scott_937.htm