I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian. - A Tribe Called Quest

Billy Bush Still Alive For Some Reason. Yeah, he hosted Ms. Universe was last night. It was real exciting. Ms. Canada walked home with the tiara. And Ms. America looked a little soft. Still, none of these women can feel as bad as Ms. US Virgin Islands. She went home with the newly created title of Miss Congeniality aka Are You Done With Them Fries? http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/storypage.aspx?StoryId=6646

The Queen is Dead. 9 year old girl fatally stabs 11 yr old girl named Queen, over a ball. Yes, you read all of that correctly. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/31/national/main698615.shtml

Suns haven't set yet. And that pun is about as interesting as this series. I'll watch game 7 of the finals, but that's about it. I posted a link for consistency's sake. Ignore it. I did. http://www.nba.com/suns/news/report_050530.html

I didn't know they made lacrosse helmets that big. The Blue Devils lose their first bid for a lacrosse championship to Johns Hopkins. Wojo slapping a court somewhere. http://www.ncaasports.com/lacrosse/mens/recaps/d1_0530_final

Paris is engaged! Yes, Paris Latsis is engaged! To Paris Hilton, whoever the hell she is. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/30/hilton.engaged.reut/index.html

Daryl Hannah She's Not. Despite precious soubriquet, mermaid baby is actually not cute, and so will begin 15 years of surgery to make her less mermaid baby-like. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/05/30/mermaid.baby.ap/index.html

Bum Fights Gone Wild. A couple of really handsome, upstanding teens land themselves in jail after they beat a hobo to death for "something to do". Here's something else you boys might want to do: go ahead and lube up your arseholes. http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/31/homeless.killing.ap/index.html

Not the Deep Throat I was looking for. This link was a total let down. The only dick it mentions is of the tricky variety. http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=3412642

Confessions. Part 3. I stole $200 out of a teacher's purse back in 7th grade and blamed it on the only black kid in my class. But I digress; this little blog featured in the Times today is all about confessing a secret. Something that you've been dying to get off your shoulders. It's all done via postcards. Some are very interesting. Some are very disturbing. http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Not a Good Day to Spit Beechnut in that Dude's Eye. Today is World No Tobacco Day. In other words, it's the day before a bunch of people sift through their garbage for that pack of smokes they threw out yesterday. http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/May/EEN429c9024cf34c.html