I'll smack a nigga with a brick, talkin' out of place. Like i was sniffin' paint, laced, flyin' up out of space. - Quasimoto

Don’t beat me no more, Daddy. Remember that scene in Good Will Hunting in which Robin Williams tells Matt Damon that it's not his fault? He says, "It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault." Well, turns out it was his fault. You know, for being so ugly. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/03/health/03ugly.html

Number 3 man? Please. This guy has Number 2 written all over his face. http://www.cbc.ca/cp/world/050504/w050444.html

So long, Scotty. The idlest of the remaining American Idols gets the boot. Plus, the hot sex between Paula and a past contestant is fo' real. Paula only had this to say, "He picked the right song. He was working it up there. You go, boy!" http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/4452581/detail.html

A paper bag would've worked just as well. At any rate, this explains the decapitation. That girl was fugly! http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/05/precious.doe.ap/

Wow! Austin City Limits looks like it's gonna suck ass. http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/05-05/05.shtml

Stuart Scott must be butter, because i'd like to put a knife through him. http://www.blinks.net/artman/uploads/stuart.jpg

I'll have number 18. Not only is it National Prayer Day, it's Cinco De Mayo, as well! Find out why Gringos celebrate this Mexican holiday. Hint: it's not just an excuse to put limes in your beer and get diarrhea. But that was a good guess. http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/history.htm

And also with you. National Day of Prayer! According to the chairman, there's never been a better time to start praying. Scroll down for a picture of a loyal servant ready to be fisted by the Lord's almightiness. http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/history.htm