People tell me it's a sin to know and feel too much within. I still believe she was my twin, but I lost the ring. - Bob Dylan

One for Revenge of the Sith. Box office records torn to shreds by people who otherwise could tear nothing to shreds. Still, imagine the numbers if they had dates. http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-0505230011may23,1,387452.story?coll=chi-leisuretempo-hed

Click. Drop. Roll. Do you have an iBook? Are you on fire? If you answered "yes" to both of those questions, it may not be a coincidence. http://www.techtree.com/techtree/jsp/showstory.jsp?storyid=3937

KKKristie's Auction. A small town in Michigan auctions off a Grand Dragon's estate, including a copy of Mein Kampf with all the good stuff already highlighted. "That one right thar'll go up on my living room wall." I like the choice, Jason, but have you considered how the burning cross might affect the room's Feng Shui? Just something to think about, Jase. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/23/national/23klan.html?th&emc=th

Button-cute Renee Zellweger is in a movie. Cinderella Man, a heart-wrenching story of love, death and Pepperidge Farms, will be released sometime soon. Fans of Jerry Maguire and Cold Mountain fear not; she delivers her lines with the same scrunched-up face you've come to know and love. Redbird du jour, Kenny Chesney still being had at hello. See the trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/cinderella_man/

Cancer changed my whole wide world. Yeah, I say cancer changed my whole wide world. Kylie Minogue, the best cancer patient ever, undoubtedly planning to record a triumphant, yet reflective album that will uncover the meaning of life. Angels and clouds set to adorn the cover. http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/4515461/detail.html

You still alive? George calls to check in on Laura Bush after her newest reality show, which sees her traveling throughout the Middle East promoting women's rights, is given many thumbs down by both Arabs and Jews. Finally, something to unite them!
http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/news/050523b.asp

So can it double as a cock ring? Last night, 60 Minutes featured a story on abstinence-only education, aka borrrrring. Included was an organization called Silver Ring Thing that promotes abstinence with vows and a little ring that isn't to be taken off until the wearer's wedding night. The hilarity continues when the founder and spokesman for Silver Ring Thing claims that he'd rather his daughter never use a condom, even if she was planning to have premarital sex. Turns out SRT educates teens about the uselessness of condoms. Not surprisingly, 60 Minutes found that 88% of those wearing the ring eventually break down and have sex, and almost never with a condom. Also, some of the participants seem to think they've found a loophole in oral and anal sex, meaning in the mouth and in the butt, respectively. And it all makes me wonder if the back of this tee reads "For some arse lube and 14 inches of mule dick!"
http://www.silverringthing.com/catalog02.html