Have you thought that you could waste away? You don't care much for yourself. There are circles deep beneath your eyes. Why do you do this to yourself? - Palace Music

Soothsayer. You could call me that. After all, I predicted Anthony's exit. Then again, Lunch Money stood no chance against the remaining three. They bring the heat, he brings the hein. So it was kinda like calling Nader's loss in the last presidential election. Still, I'll take what I can get. http://idolonfox.com/

Touched for the very first time. Home Alone star says he was never touched by Jacko, "as far as he knows." Sounds like someone blocked it out of his memory. Bv "someone" I mean Culkin. And by "it" I mean a handjob by Frankenstein.
http://wireservice.wired.com/wired/story.asp?section=Breaking&storyId=1032819&tw=wn_wire_story

Jealous and correct. Bill Gates states the obvious. Also, made like $2 million in the time it took you to read that line. http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=technologyNews&storyID=8470447

Sorry! I just hated the ending. Never has a book review incited such outrage. http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=750507

Land Whoa! Latest trailer for Moby Dick is real confusing. http://www.dreamies.com/

$50 million worth of crazy. Dave, dude, it's not you who is crazy. It's those crackers paying you sick money for more incarnations of the same joke. http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=7069

Kards site goes gangsta gangsta on yo ass. And, for once, my content is actually funny.
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.kellerskards.com/news.html

Too bad it's not a Coolio outbreak. That would be sooo much phatter. And it'd go away on its own after a few months. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=748028

Stuart Scott. Diarrhea britches.

Comments? Fabulous!