So we take each other's hand, 'cause we seem to understand the urgency. Just remember you're the one thing I can't get enough of, so I'll tell you something: this could be love, because I've had the time of my life. - Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

Reunited. And it feels so wrong. The Spice Ladies are reuniting for some lame ass event that was just made even lamer. http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_1379423.html

God Exists! The Spice Girls are reuniting, thereby making some lame ass event less lame ass. http://www.spicegirlsforever.co.uk/

Fish Be Dammed! Bush doesn't give a rat's anus about fish. And ichthyologists everywhere are outraged and nerdy. Don't say we didn't warn you when you find salmon sprouting legs and lungs and walking across those dams. They'll adapt and evolve, George. And then those stickers on the back of Outbacks won't . . . well, okay, they'll still be dumb. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/27/national/27dams.html?th&emc=th

'Twas was a banner month, in deed. Personal income rose .7% in April. Let's see, I'm gonna buy a mansion and a yacht and jet plane and a soda fountain for my mansion and a moonwalk thingy for my backyard and a zebra that I'll ride to school and no one else can ride it cuz it's mine.
http://www.forbes.com/home/feeds/ap/2005/05/27/ap2061351.html

Technicality noted. Jolie says she didn't bang - or get banged by - Brad Pitt whilst he was married to Rachel. Ross, absolutely glowing, still sharing his doubts to an inconsolable Rach. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/18917912?source=Daily%20Mail

3rd Period Wedgie followed by a 4th Period Ass-Whopping. Pickens County woman does irrevocable damage to son's recess cred. She had a problem with the language that Apollo 13, a PG film that one of his junior high classes watched, subjected him to. He actually came home upset and told moms about it. Apparently, they take the Lord's name in vain and drop a few S-bombs along the way, and this was troublesome for the righteous teen. Almost as troublesome as the words 'fucking pussy', 'douche bag' and 'mother fucking son of a bitch' that, thanks to the report on last night's news, he will undoubtedly be hearing. http://www.whns.com/Global/story.asp?S=3398365

Armpit of the south vying for armpit of the world. It's senior week across the country. And that means it's all downhill from here for most folks heading to Myrtle Beach. For those not familiar with the heart of South Carolina's Redneck Riviera, throw on a tank top and gold chain, add a motorcycle and some Scotch Guard, and now punch yourself in the face. Oh, and contract scabies. Welcome to Myrtle. "We got drunk on the beach", said Krystal, who hopes to one day work for her namesake. She added, verbatim, "We got drunk as hell, went to the clubs, walk down the strip." I added, verbatim, "Wooooooo!" http://www.whns.com/Global/story.asp?S=3394318

Rock-hard erections and blindness? Sign me up! Viagra reportedly causes blindness in some males. And in some females who let you. http://society.guardian.co.uk/health/news/0,8363,1494092,00.html

You go hide. I'll count to 60 years. Found! Two Japanese soldiers were hiding out in the Philippines waiting for WWII to end. The good news for them is that the war is over; the bad news is that housing costs in Japan have really skyrocketed since the 40s. They had this to say: We are ready. Stop. To return home. Stop. http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=796856

Queer as Folk I Went to College With. Cool is looking like the spokesperson for an after-school special encouraging acceptance of all people, regardless of sexual preference. The truth is that I couldn't care less about anyone's preference. So long as this guy ain't it. http://www.rogerhailes.com/poetryss2.html